* * Tabloid Warning * *

If you are a wimp, have weak Bladder control or have an IP of 165.227.10.218, this is a warning. What follows may be of a rumorous, tabloid nature. If you can't stand rumorous thinking you should turn back now before you soil your clothes!!

Thank God for the warning, I don't want to launder my clothes. I'll go back where it's safe

I'm pretty sure I can handle this, and I'm none of those things. Let's go for it!

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